DeFoncing

To run around a city with your testicles slapping against your thighs. Usually resulting in a rash.

Dude i went jogging yesterday and was DeFoncing the whole way.

DeFoncing by AidsLicker69 September 24, 2012

Definingphoto 

It's the photo that has the opportunity to become the most powerful image of your "personal brand" on social media and the internet.

Nancy was heading to a wedding overseas and was concerned about looking her best due to the probability that this event could result in a definingphoto of her on facebook.

Definingphoto by Hixxz68 July 26, 2018

Denouncing Venice

The religion for people who really hate venice. Created by the internet group Door Monster for the civilization V series.

Hello would you lime to hear about my religion, Denouncing Venice?

Denouncing Venice by Heacat May 10, 2018

Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.

Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

Always Defending Mugabe by Shamumofo August 7, 2011

defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

defending the shield by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009

Infant Defending 

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.

Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.

Infant Defending by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009

Defining 

The present participle of define, when someone is explaining the meaning of something.

Person 1: Where is Will?

Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary.

Defining by wrjm2003 November 3, 2019