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An extremely gay person, a gaylord, or a gay phrase or object. Often used in place of the word gaylord. A gay person named Dan.
Wow, that danlord isn't joining our xbox live party. That guy looks like a danlord, he enjoys that guy rubbing his junk all over his back. Etc.
danlord by danlordbackrubber July 1, 2011
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a beastly nick name, usually given to kids named Daniel and or Dan. Danfords are always up to something fun, have hot girlfriends and give the best sex.
Lars: What up Danford?

Danford: Not much Lars. getting another car.

Lars: You beast.
Danford by Zackiffer April 14, 2009
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An unusually long shit.
"I'm gonna be late for class. I gotta drop a Danford first.
Danford by FishyFry May 9, 2018

danloading

When a guy named "Daniel," "Danny," or "Dan" swallows a massive load of another man's semen down his throat.
Guy #1: Did you hear what Danny and that one gay dude did the other night?

Guy#2: Yeah, I heard Danny sucked his wiener and let the guy shoot a massive wad down his throat!

Guy #1: Yeah, he was totally Danloading that guy's sperm!
danloading by Karl Saygen December 16, 2011

dalordofderp 

A bitch ass nigga who i so funny but he is asian
DaLordofDerp u whale
dalordofderp by E3234 July 26, 2018
A high class marijuana smoker who only smokes the dankest of weed.
Joe: "Damn! What kind of weed is that guy smokin'?"
Nick: "He's a real danklord."

stoner hippie ENT pot head marijuana weed pot
Danklord by clusterfxck April 6, 2016

danjordann

a person with a very large chode, usually covered with a cornmuffin like top.
dude-that guys got a DANJORDANN!
danjordann by sveck May 16, 2006
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