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Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"
Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it
by prince pwnage March 15, 2004
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Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.

Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "".
1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"

2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
by Crackischeap June 29, 2010
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Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe 4chan, it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass)
Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live:

"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)"

"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)"

"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)"

Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol"

Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort*

Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*

by Angry Deuce January 01, 2009
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A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee

(not me btw i have american and british friends)
Xbox Live conversation on COD

American - OMG u nooby british faggot!

Brit - STFU twat!

American - Submitting bad player review!

Brit - Filing complaint!
by baddham May 30, 2009
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The only place where white people can say the N-word ad nauseum without being immediately set upon by an angry mob and beaten to death.
*On XBox Live*

annoying xbox kid- You nigger!


*In Real Life*

annoying xbox kid- You nigger!

annoying xbox kid is immediatly set upon by an angry mob of young black men and beaten to death.
by billyoh March 19, 2009
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aka the sun cult. A great way to make friends and have fun with your friends playing games online but eventually devolves into a giant nerdy circle jerk.
Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life.

Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.

Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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An Internet service offered by Microsoft for their Xbox video game system, for the sake of being able to play their Xbox games online. Comes with a microphone so that you can speak to the other people you are playing with.
Sadly, most Xbox owners are not used to being able to talk to their opponents like PC gamers are. Hence the majority of the conversation that goes on often consists of "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHOOT THE FUCKING GUY!!!"
by Seer-of-Shadows May 19, 2004
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