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A normal not fat blob man from germany
Wow he's definitely a danisch!
Danisch by Danisch is cool May 29, 2019
Words you can keep

Danish Zehen 

Cutest and the kindest person ever seen ❤He was a youtuber,he was really hardworking and talented.....He used to call his fam;Fambruh even though he is not with us he will always be alive in ur heart. Imysfm 🥺
Danish Zehen by Littlemusssss November 30, 2020

danished 

To be fired from a job for being a foreigner. From the Danish Prince Edvard being fired from a prominent U.S. Trading house after it was discovered he was not an American. Pronunciation: Rhymes with "Banished"
Even though Eddie had lived here since the age of 3, he was danished after he discussed his citizenship with a coworker
danished by Len Fargo November 13, 2007

danish landmine 

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..
I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.
danish landmine by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

Danish Tent Assembly 

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.
We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.
Danish is an all-around phenomenal guy. Danish wins all the girls hearts over with his. Danish is very sweet and comforting and will always do nice things for the ones he loves. Danish is also very protected, don't mess with his girl or he might get mad! Danish can be quite sensitive at times but is also very chill when it comes to jokes. Danish can be a calm, play it by the books type of guy but, he's also not afraid to have a little fun, you only live once! Danish is very passionate about the things he loves and does. Danish has an amazing good side and it is always great to be on it. If you get on his bad side, though, he also has a very BAD bad side. If you are loyal and caring to Danish, he will always be the same way back. If you are mean and rude to Danish, he is not afraid to let you know how he feels. Danish is also a good investor. Danish works hard to earn money and pay bills. Danish is also very smart and studies hard to ensure he will get a good job. Overall, Danish is one of the most amazing friends you could ever have.
Hello Katia, how is it dating a Danish?
Oh, Marino, it is just delightful dating Danish, he always keeps me high!
Danish by MathO24 October 28, 2019

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.
"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."
danish weekend by randytaylor May 20, 2009
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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