Dangerkat

Someone you absolutely despite yet still want to bang regardless. Whether for vengeful or selfish purposes.

She's nothing but a dangerkat to me now

by the perfect machine January 4, 2010

dangurbation

The sport of masturbating with danger imminent.

"I was dangurbating in the back seat last night when my dad was driving. After I finished, I asked my mom for a tissue. How's that for dangurbation?"

by KarArkRak February 5, 2010

Dangerbate

Masturbating while at great risk of being discovered. Usually this involves being in close quarters with family members, people of the opposite sex, or anyone who would generally be upset when finding out. It is often evidence of social prowess to have completed the act and is frequently boasted about with friends later. The more dangerous the situation, the more street cred you get.

Alex: Last night I dangerbated with my mom, dad, and nicole all in the car with me.

Matt: How'd you pull that one off?

Alex: They were watching veggietales and the volume was loud enough that it wasn't that big of a problem.

Matt: Dap!

by Hrethic September 19, 2009

dangerass

A newly single hot chick with a crazy jealous ex-boyfriend.

Dude, I wouldn't try to tap that if I were you, she's dangerass. Her nutty ex is a cage fighter.

by sasafras66 May 21, 2008

Dancerbate

To dance all alone for your own self-gratification.

I like to watch myself in the mirror when I dancerbate.

by DrumDog November 17, 2006

dangerwake

The act of ejaculating on a person's face to wake them up

"Wake up Steph, or i will dangerwake you up!"

by SexPistol December 19, 2008

dangerwank

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.

<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>

by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005