Dafuck 

Used like "What the Fuck"

Or

The vagina as in "What do you fuck?"

Boy 1: Dafuck
Boy 2: Hey man i didn't mean it.

or

Boy 1: What do you fuck
Boy 2: Dafuck

or

(gets a bad grade)
Boy 1: Dafuck

Dafuck by dbmac December 16, 2008

Where da fuck you at? 

1) A query of an individual's present location
2) a phrase used to describe an individual's present location
3) a query of an individual's present focus or mental state.

1) Yo, Deshawn, where da fuck you at? We waitin on you.
2) Don't lie to me. I know where da fuck you at, so you better have my money when I get there.
3) Get your head in the game, bro! It's like you aren't even playing. Where da fuck you at right now?

Where da fuck you at? by K. Washington August 30, 2016

Da fuck?

When one witnesses something so outrageous that there is no time to complete the sentence. Also used for emphasis on "fuck".

Boss: Do you see that sketchy guy covered in dust walking towards the store with surgical gloves on?
Worker: He best not be coming in

*Man walks in*

Boss: Well, I gotta go
Worker: Da fuck?!?!

Da fuck? by DJ Timyo Fr33flo September 18, 2011

defuck

noun. A catastrophic defect that renders a product useless. Most common usage occurs in the software industry as a reference to critical defects.

When the customers clicked on the button, a defuck crashed the web site.

defuck by ktooth April 22, 2013

DaFucketh 

When you do not truly understand the meaning of life. (occurs in an existential episode)

A term used by teenagers in a mid-life crisis.

Pronunciation: 'Da-Fuk-Eth"

"DaFucketh" - Reese while questioning how she got in the position where she has to find the products of NaOH + AgNO3

DaFucketh by Spankiness May 23, 2022

Defuckify 

Un-fuck something that's fucked

We need to defuckify this code set.

Defuckify by Mr Tiger April 28, 2015

Defuckulate 

To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.

"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"

Defuckulate by Mister Bee February 7, 2009