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i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis 

a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.
Dude, that chick that just walked by made my catch i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

DaFuckSheSay Phobia 

an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something someone has said and you don't know how to handle it.
Someone: Y'all go to prom in a three way not sexually but all together and you the small one will be the bitch.
Me: You just triggered my DaFuckSheSay Phobia
DaFuckSheSay Phobia by Bawinganut November 27, 2018

defucketated 

when you lose your virginity to an animal or its a jewish stripper
For some reason my butt hurts, i think i got defucketated by my dog.
defucketated by spincter April 15, 2011

defuketh 

a combination of >defuk< - short for >what the fuck< and >shooketh<.
Used astonishing and unbelieveble plays.
Created by the "Horrentology"- Gaming Clan it's widely used across the German gaming community.
"The McCree just shot me trough a wall" - "Defuketh?"
"Defuketh? You got a tripple kill?"
defuketh by DannyGoundaire September 6, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026