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Doddington 

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.
'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'
Doddington by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

The Darlington Law 

The law that defines a worker doing just enough work to not get fired
Scott abides by The Darlington Law, as not to get fired or excerpt himself too much during the day.

ambushed paddington 

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear
My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington
ambushed paddington by playa hater February 24, 2004

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.
If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.
paddington ambush by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

Dabbington City

When you get faded in a hoe off of that penjamin.
Man: We're boutta take a trip to dabbington city, need I say more?
Dabbington City by JetCoi December 4, 2022

paddington's disease 

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.
after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease