deddington

A village in the north of Oxfordshire.

“I live in deddington”
“Ok”

by Bigman87 July 27, 2021

Doddington

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.

'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'

by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

deckington

Having something "on deck" is when you describe that you have 1 or more of these items in your physical possession all the time

Do you guys have fidgets?
O yea man we got them on Deckington check out the selection

by Deckington July 4, 2017

Mrs.Eddington

Mrs.Eddington (Karen to her students) is the pride and joy of racist teachers. She won’t let the non white kids go to the bathroom and always yells be quiet at them. Many that know her might refer to her as Camel toe Karen.

“Bro Mrs.Eddington unnecessarily yelled be quiet at her students for 24 minutes straight. She pretty cute tho, that 80 year old cutie”

by Central Kitsap wack October 17, 2019

Weddington, NC

A very wealthy town just outside of South Charlotte, about five minutes from the Mecklenburg County line. It is about 97% Rich, White people and another 3% rich minorities. Has the "village commons" shopping center which people who live here think is the shit. Has many expensive neighborhoods with big houses such as Highgate, Bromely, Skycroft, Areo Plantation, Lake Providence, Brookhaven, Providence Woods South, Hadley park and endless more. Local high school is Weddington High, which is full of preppy kids who think every other school other than theirs is ghetto. with kids who drive mercedes, bmw's, infiniti's and many other nice cars. Almost all the kids have North Faces and Uggs. The line for chick-fil-a is always like a mile long, and the Target parking lot is always packed. Take a drive through weddington and you'll see many nice cars and big houses.

Weddington kid 1: Who do we play tonight?
Weddington kid 2: Uhh Porter Ridge
Weddington kid 1: Ew.. I don't want to drive my BMW over there, it'll get stolen.
Weddington kid 2: I know, Thank god we live in weddington, NC

by SomeKid1213 October 30, 2012

beddington

Brother of Paddington Bear, Beddingtons life got off to a bad start as his brother was appreciated more than he.

Beddington has long black hair with pink roots and unfortunately suffers from hairloss, often when he is insulted or upsetugh which he introduces himself.

Beddington is in a band called "Beddington's Band". (Backing musicians include Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, and Kurt Cobain). Hits include "I am Beddy","Beddington is me" and "I am Beddington".

Beddington smashed a tv shop window after seeing his brother on the screen in the window. He was tried and released on special measures. Beddington then left Paddington on Paddington Station.

He has a friend, calld kloot.

"I am called Beddington."

by emily scarrott July 14, 2006

Beef Weddington

beef wed-ing tuhn verb, noun

verb

1. Act of being tea-bagged in the basement.

noun

1. Road kill

2. Serial killer victim, wrapped in plastic wrap, set in the Sun to rot for 8 business days.

Charlie's planning a special beef weddington this week, I'd stay out of town if I were you.

by JohJohnsderRickysBrother July 19, 2019