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to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men
Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated
by Macktown July 15, 2018
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Cocaine: Paddington was a talking bear from the deepest and darkest reaches of Peru. Peru is the source of some fine white powder. Paddington also happens to be a train station in London.
To pick up Cocaine: "Did you pass by Paddington today?" "It's going to be a wild night, I have to go to Paddington before I meet you"
by Simon Lepik June 28, 2005
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Paddington is the name of a bear in the well-known childbooks and films. Paddington is also known as the identical twin of the world famous pop star Taylor swift
1 "Which movie do you wanna see?" "Paddington!"
2 "can't stop won't stop twinning with Paddington" : Taylor Swift on Instagram
by Swiftieforliveeeeee August 18, 2019
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