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Paddington 

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men
Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated
Paddington by Macktown July 15, 2018
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paddington 

Cocaine: Paddington was a talking bear from the deepest and darkest reaches of Peru. Peru is the source of some fine white powder. Paddington also happens to be a train station in London.
To pick up Cocaine: "Did you pass by Paddington today?" "It's going to be a wild night, I have to go to Paddington before I meet you"
paddington by Simon Lepik July 9, 2005

Paddington 

Paddington is the name of a bear in the well-known childbooks and films. Paddington is also known as the identical twin of the world famous pop star Taylor swift
1] "Which movie do you wanna see?" "Paddington!"
2] "can't stop won't stop twinning with Paddington" : Taylor Swift on Instagram
Paddington by Swiftieforliveeeeee August 18, 2019

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.
If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.
paddington ambush by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

paddington's disease 

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.
after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease
paddington's disease by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015

paddington bear 

A term used by people in the construction industry, specifically estimators. It is used to describe someone who sends too much material on purpose to ensure that he never comes up short on material.
That Bernie sure is a paddington bear.
paddington bear by ben_waballs December 24, 2008

paddington bear 

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area
paddington bear by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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