A person of small stature (e.g. a dwarf) that is suitable for a sexual encounter; a "Dwarf I'd like to Fuck"
by Max Power April 6, 2005
Get the Dwilf mug.Tederick: "Hey Ted! Check out that DWILF! 11 o'clock"
Tedders: "Duude, that is one Dog Walker I would Like to Fuck..."
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by tederick September 6, 2010
Get the DWILF mug.The name given to a character on the DreamSMP, known as "Wilbur" or "Revivebur" after being revived by Dream.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.
Person 1: "Hey! Did you hear that Wilbur got revived on the DreamSMP?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"
by Oh God, Not Urban. May 5, 2021
Get the dilfbur mug.An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).
Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013
Get the DILF mug.The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.
Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.
by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020
Get the dilfication mug.a heartbreaking disease in which you only experience attraction to men too old for you e.g jim hopper or obi wan kenobi (specifically in his series)
by i like men three times my age June 1, 2022
Get the dilfism mug.Someone he calls himself a "Super Bowl Champion" even though he was the biggest detriment to his team. Tim Tebow could out throw him. He also spent all of his money buying his own Super Bowl ring because the organization said he didn't deserve one so he now spends 20 hours a day on ESPN. The best part about Trent is that he actually believes he was a good quarterback and has knowledge of the game.
"Hey what's on ESPN?" "Oh nothing just Trent Dilfer talking about what it takes to be a QB even though he has no idea."
by Stevie Young January 24, 2012
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