DBILF 

Drunk bitch I’d like to fuck

I reckon that DBILF has a nice bob and vagene

DBILF by 🧠 March 30, 2018

DBILF 

Dead Babies I'd Like to Fuck

Check out that pile of DBILF'S over there.
HayOOOOO!

DBILF by jamison whiskey November 11, 2009

DBILF 

Douchebag I'd like to fuck. From MILF, Mom I'd like to fuck.

U.S. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte is a total DBILF.

DBILF by blacksun August 21, 2012

dbilf 

dead body i'd like to fuck from milf

that chick in the casket is a dbilf

dbilf by necromancer13 November 22, 2007

dilfbur 

The name given to a character on the DreamSMP, known as "Wilbur" or "Revivebur" after being revived by Dream.
He has been since renamed to "Dilfbur" as a joke by multiple fans.

Person 1: "Hey! Did you hear that Wilbur got revived on the DreamSMP?"
Person 2: "Oh, yeah! You mean Dilfbur?"
Person 1: "...What?"

dilfbur by Oh God, Not Urban. May 5, 2021

DILF 

An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).

Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.

DILF by letmefangirlawhile August 2, 2013

dilfication 

The process of becoming a DILF or DILF-like. Is not limited to literal fathers, applicable to any man as long as they are grown adults who have shown immense physical maturation and acted as a paternal figure within that period.

Girl 1: Did you notice the dilfication of Qian Kun these past two years?
Girl 2: Yeah! Taking care of WayV really made him glow.

dilfication by itwasforthepeople October 14, 2020