dilfer 

substitute for saying fuck

o dilfer the bitch is back

dilfer by tornado947 March 24, 2003

Dilfer 

A dime, in reference to Trent Dilfers weekly segment "Dilfer's Dimes" where he highlights the best passes of that week in football

Damn shes such a Dilfer

Dilfer by Littlemack12 July 19, 2017

Dilfer 

Someone who fucks dilfs

That dilfer's at it again with John, I hope his wife doesn't find out

Let's all have a dilfer party this saturday bring the chug glasses

Dilfer by Turdrican January 18, 2021

Dilfer-ized 

1. Restricting a quarterback from throwing the ball and instead allowing him to hand off the ball to the running back and rely on the defense to win football games.

2. Treating your QB like the turnover prone bitch he is and letting your RB and OL do all the work.

2000 Baltimore Ravens started Trent Dilfer over Tony Banks after two consecutive losses. The Dilfer-ized Raven's offense would gain 1,364 yards rushing from Jamal Lewis. Trent Dilfer finished the year with 1,502 yards passing in 8 starts.

2009 Cincinnati Bengals Dilfer-ized their quarterback, Carson Palmer. Palmer finished the year with 3,094 yards passing while Cedric Benson gained 1,251 yards rushing

Woody Hayes basic coaching philosophy "three yards and a cloud of dust" - aka Dilfer-ized Philosophy

Dilfer-ized by Chad Stones January 7, 2010

Trent Dilfer 

Someone he calls himself a "Super Bowl Champion" even though he was the biggest detriment to his team. Tim Tebow could out throw him. He also spent all of his money buying his own Super Bowl ring because the organization said he didn't deserve one so he now spends 20 hours a day on ESPN. The best part about Trent is that he actually believes he was a good quarterback and has knowledge of the game.

"Hey what's on ESPN?" "Oh nothing just Trent Dilfer talking about what it takes to be a QB even though he has no idea."

Trent Dilfer by Stevie Young January 24, 2012

to dilfer 

/v/ To achieve success at the highest level without natural talent, through conservative decision-making and exceptional performance by others.

The Ravens defense scored 14 points in the first half, allowing Kyle Boller to dilfer a win this week by running the ball and playing it safe.

to dilfer by M.J.P. October 7, 2007

Trent Dilfer

The ultimate excuse as to why rings don’t matter in player debates.

Jimmy: “Dan Marino never won a ring, stop putting him in Top 5 discussions.”

Kyle: “Trent Dilfer has a ring. Shut the fuck up! Marino is top 5.”

Trent Dilfer by Son of Stenhouse June 27, 2026