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Donni

As expected, all Donni's were present at the party, everyone was so pleased.
by Sexymillan August 13, 2017
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An incredibe person they are kind, sweet and gorgeous. However, no one would notice a Donni is as amazing as you would think. If you have a Donni in your life, make sure you show him/her how much you appreciate them. They are out going, slightly too noisy but when someone hurts them, they fall apart. They have a soft spot for memories and hold on to the past. One of the most lovely people you will ever meet but probably won't notice it. When they talk it is sarcastic and their humor is dark, sometimes they will slip out of line. Donni will never intend to hurt or harm anyone but it would seem like they deserve hate. Be kind to a Donni you don't know how hard they have it. Hold onto them and check how they are because their crazy ad funny outer layer is a cover of their insecurities even though they're stinning without knowing it. Hold onto a Donni because they will love you until the ends of the earth unconditionally, no matter what they're going through.
"Donni? Yeah she's ok I guess"
Sadness forgotten loving beauty
by XxAngeldimeXx October 26, 2017
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Name of a real ass bitch. He say what he want. He do what he want. And he has a no life. Most definitely a 1 of 1 and has a small dick but a temper bigger than His dick . Puts God first and takes care of his fam. If you Treat him right he’ll do the same back.
Donni: wassup bitch
Random guy: nigga you give me nightmares

Donni: fuck you man I’m trying to be nice
by Jasmyn123 June 17, 2018
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DONNI (noun)

A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DONNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
"The dev of $DONNI token is the biggest fucking DONNI alive—he cashed out before it started mooning. Dude fumbled his own bag. Don't be a DONNI!"
by DunniDEV December 23, 2024
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Donni and Austin cigarette

Let's go smoke some Donni and Austin cigarettes.
by El dorito December 8, 2009
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You mad, Donnie?

You mad, Donnie? — The cautious exploratory text message that Tucker Carlson sent to Donald Trump shortly after midnight on March 9th 2023 to see if Trump was angry after he had heard that Tucker Carlson has said in a text that: “I hate Trump passionately.”
Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:

Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?

Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023
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Happy Birthday, Donnie!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
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