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Donnis

(Adj.) Cool, fly, awesome, terrific; So damn sickwithit it makes you wanna BLAST in faces right on the spot
(Noun) One who is a truly swagged out sexual bastard (with or without anal blood lust, but must enjoy drinking ABLs or anal blood lusts), slaps good music, can easily mack on women (but may or may not choose to because he is a gentleman), works insanely hard and parties just as hard, is himself/herself regardless of the situation, and might even town drop on fools at Safeway in aisle 6 if he pleases
(Noun) A movement - hard working, successful, young adults who live life to the fullest and always do them
*Bay Area slang, coined by CRADtastic of Brisa
*Origin: 7 women + my buddies stacked in one civic while slapping Donnis - "Tonight"

tonight tonight tonight

Syn: A1
That party in Davis, CA was the most crackin, Donnis event I've ever been to...bad women, good friends, good times.

It's donnis out here out here everyday cuz yeah imma do it imma do it for the bay.
by CRADtastic December 17, 2011
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Donnis

The Exact opposite of the female definition for Donnis. An individual whom is one of the dopest people you have ever met. An Intelligent, tough, shit talking leader. Nothing you say will ever get to a Donnis because he values no ones opinion. A thick skinned person who is similar to a jack of all trades, but more like an ace.
That guy is a real man, most definately a Donnis.
by Dnicest October 21, 2011
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Donnis

Donnis's are typically very bitchy with a hint of sarcasm and manipulation.... they're bitter when they don't get their way and throw fits like a 3yr old. Watch out if you piss her off because she'll never forget it and will always bring it up. Don't mess with her ex-boyfriends either....or she'll show you just what a bitch a Donnis can be. Long dark hair (usually colored this way to hide their grey-ish blonde color) and saggy titties are a given.
Damn look at those saggy titties....that bitch got the Donnis goin on in her bra.
by mountainmamma February 4, 2010
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Donnis

Is a smart,fine,handsome reliable guy who has a big penis and so good with the females and he is fine but don't know it and everyone is cool with him good at sports very fit and loveable and is daddy
Damn loook at donnis so fine
by Just thatoneguy me June 18, 2018
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Dirty Donnis

A person who enjoys three dicks at a time for anal
My husband and his cousins gave me the dirty donnis last night
by Dishpanhands April 15, 2020
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You mad, Donnie?

You mad, Donnie? — The cautious exploratory text message that Tucker Carlson sent to Donald Trump shortly after midnight on March 9th 2023 to see if Trump was angry after he had heard that Tucker Carlson has said in a text that: “I hate Trump passionately.”
Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:

Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?

Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023
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Happy Birthday, Donnie!

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
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