DOFU 

Noun. Acronym for “Day One Fuck Up” or “Day One Fuck Ups”. Describes a guy/group of guys who manage to fuck up in the worst way possible as soon as possible.

Did you hear? Those guys wrecked their Ferrari right after they rented it. Must be a group of DOFU.

Wow, that DOFU was about to close with that dime at the bar and instead he threw up all over her.

DOFU by Marv June 9, 2018

Dofuwani 

Dofuwani is the ship name for One Piece antagonists Crocodile and Doflamingo. The only ship that the writer himself seems to ship as well.

Two villains being fabulous together. Doflamingo is a god and his god is Crocodile, together they make Dofuwani.

Synonyms: perfection, OTP, True Love

P1: Dofuwani is cute

P2 (who is Doflamingo in a wig): OF GOURSE ITS CUTE, YOU SEE THIS SEKSI BEAST?! (HOLDS UP PICTURE OF CROCODILE) THIS MAN WITH TONS OF CAKE AND BOOTIFUL MOOBS?! THIS MY HUSBAND!

Two evil people being gay together= Dofuwani.

P1: I’m looking for perfection.

P2: do you mean Dofuwani?

Dofuwani by Moviestarintraining March 13, 2021

dofus

Dofus (pronounced doe-fuss) is a flash based MMORPG developed by Ankama Studios of France. You can choose between twelve different character classes. It is free to play... except if you pay to play there are a lot more places to go and you can even have a pet.

I stayed up too late playing dofus last night because I wanted to level my Sadida in the Gobball Dungeon.

dofus by clockstopped October 29, 2007

dofus

a moron, an idiot, a loser, ect.

"What the hell?! You're sucha dofus!"

dofus by Andress November 30, 2006

Dofuckingval 

A subject maniacally obsessed with the "Metal Gear Solid" video game franchise. Only requires 48 minutes of sleep to function at maximum capacity while working, attending class, reading countless bullshit novels, and repeatedly beating the same video games in hopes of encountering "Alternative" endings.

"Man, I didn't get much sleep last night. I only got about 48 minutes of it...DOFUCKINGVAL."

"Yo, I just beat "Metal Gear Solid" for the 54th time and the ending is still the same..DOFUCKINGVAL."

Dofuckingval by Gel snake January 7, 2013

Dofus

A flash-based MMO known for it's overpowered 'Eni' Class.

Boss: Fools, you can't touch this. I rock!
Sadida: God I can't beat this, it's too hax.
Xelor: I know, I can't do anything against it either.
Eni: I'll rock this, watch.
Boss: Mother fucker... Give me back my loot.
Eni: See? Just like that.
*jaws drop*
Both: How did he just do that?
Eni: That's Dofus.

Dofus by -Astarael- May 30, 2008

Dofuss 

Looking really dumb while trying to act funny and/or smart.

"Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?

You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?

Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.
dooface, duface, r tard, dork, target
Source: mr.steevo, Canada, Nov 2, 2005"
I am a big dofuss.

Dofuss by KillYourHater December 28, 2005