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dofunker 

Smacking your balls against a hard surface whilst cumming
"Hey did you just dofunker?Yeah you did."
dofunker by Foinkleboinkle March 12, 2024
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Defunker 

another clothing site that now dominates the ads on urban dictionary. Very similar to busted tees and sinful shirts. Defunker sells a bunch of shirts that aren't funny without an explanation or commentary. All of their models are probably supposed to look like "everyday" people, but are just plain stupid.
The model the new ads for Defunker on Urban Dictionary's face makes me sick.
Defunker by brian December 3, 2005
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Defunker 

An advertising company in Urban Dictionary that exploit preteen/teen women ranging from "average-looking" to "sexy". Well, at least perverts can LEGALLY have fun with this.
Dude: Dude, lets buy stuff at Defunker?
Dude (2): No, I rather look at them and pretend I'm there
Dude(3): Right on!
Defunker by Marcos1779 December 29, 2005

defunker 

one who steals your funk and donates it to the funkless
I was robbed by the defunker, now i am with less funk
defunker by ChrisCo July 26, 2008
The sensitive area between one's legs for males and females. Located above the thighs and below the waist.

"Lets play this game called DounkerTime"
"What's that?"
"I yell DOUNKERTIME and you protect your private parts before I do this...(punches/fivestars the dounker)"

-or-

"I can smell your dounker from across the room...don't you douche?"
The sensitive area between one's legs for males and females. Located above the thighs and below the waist.

"Lets play this game called DounkerTime"
"What's that?"
"I yell DOUNKERTIME and you protect your private parts before I do this...(punches/fivestars the dounker)"

-or-

"I can smell your dounker from across the room...don't you douche?"
dounker by Latty Latty Latshaw July 10, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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