DFMWM

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Dont Fucking Mess With Me

IAMRSEE67FIFTY: Damn, your story is on the front page of Digg.com right now dude!

IAMSIGEPJ3DI: Thats right. DFMWM!

DFMWM by SIGEPJEDI June 26, 2008

Words you can keep

dfwm

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

dfwm by john October 31, 2004

Related Words

DFMWM • dfwm • dfpwm • dfwmn • DFAWM • dfmtmffo • DFMWAB • DFWMAP • Dfwmb • DFWMF

dmwmbit

shorthand for "don't masturbate while my back is turned."

Tommy, you know I hate having my back showered by ejaculate. For the last time, DMWMBIT!

dmwmbit by Proboterror June 5, 2010

Dfwm

Don't fuck with me

Text lango for don't fuck with me dfwm

Dfwm by Princess Naeshaen April 14, 2019

dfpwm

Don’t fucking play wimme

Ashley dfpwm, I will shoot you

dfpwm by Alipooh... April 30, 2020

dmwm

Dont mess with me

Guy 1: ill beat u up tmr yo
guy2: nah, i dont suggest that.. DMWM BISH!!

dmwm by da.mfaleggo96 March 5, 2020

dfwms

don't f*** with my shit

he went out of town for the weekend and left a sign on his door that said "dfwms"

dfwms by rhein002 August 30, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026