DFMWM

Dont Fucking Mess With Me

IAMRSEE67FIFTY: Damn, your story is on the front page of Digg.com right now dude!

IAMSIGEPJ3DI: Thats right. DFMWM!

by SIGEPJEDI June 26, 2008

dfwm

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

by john October 31, 2004

dmwmbit

shorthand for "don't masturbate while my back is turned."

Tommy, you know I hate having my back showered by ejaculate. For the last time, DMWMBIT!

by Proboterror June 5, 2010

Dfwm

Don't fuck with me

Text lango for don't fuck with me dfwm

by Princess Naeshaen April 14, 2019

dfpwm

Don’t fucking play wimme

Ashley dfpwm, I will shoot you

by Alipooh... April 30, 2020

dmwm

Dont mess with me

Guy 1: ill beat u up tmr yo
guy2: nah, i dont suggest that.. DMWM BISH!!

by da.mfaleggo96 March 5, 2020

dfwms

don't f*** with my shit

he went out of town for the weekend and left a sign on his door that said "dfwms"

by rhein002 August 30, 2009