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DFMWAB is the notation of the phrase (omfg I'm sorry if you ever heard this) Don't Fucking Mess With a Boss. AHHH!

People have used this word in my state, and they consist of pussies that think they're hot shit. Goddamit..Mostly those big fucks that like to push girls around. fuck them
Big "Fuck" #1: Hey little girl, DFMWAB!

Little Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Big "Fuck" #2: It means don't fucking mess with a boss.

Little Girl: Omfg........omfg.......okay. Little shits....
by Jesus Christ#3 August 14, 2009
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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