DFAWM 

Don't Fuck Around With Me

John: Paul you know you're playing with me.

Paul: Lol bro im kidding
John: DFAWM

DFAWM by BrishBoo April 16, 2015

dfwm 

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

dfwm by john October 31, 2004

DFAWH 

Dont Fuck Around With Him

Stop Dude "DFAWH, hes deadly"

DFAWH by gerry2345 March 8, 2015

Dfwm 

Don't fuck with me

Text lango for don't fuck with me dfwm

Dfwm by Princess Naeshaen April 14, 2019

dfpwm

Don’t fucking play wimme

Ashley dfpwm, I will shoot you

dfpwm by Alipooh... April 30, 2020

dfwms 

don't f*** with my shit

he went out of town for the weekend and left a sign on his door that said "dfwms"

dfwms by rhein002 August 30, 2009

DFAMD 

Means "Don't Fuckin Ask Me Dude." Can be spoken quickly as one word "Dontfuckinaskmedude!"

-WTF wuz that sound?
-DFAMD. i didnt do it.

DFAMD by Anonymous #8999 February 7, 2009