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(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.
As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"
dfwm by john October 31, 2004
Related Words
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shorthand for "don't masturbate while my back is turned."
Tommy, you know I hate having my back showered by ejaculate. For the last time, DMWMBIT!
dmwmbit by Proboterror June 5, 2010
"Dont Fuck With The Band"

infamous acronym among Virginia Tech's Corp of Cadets Regimental Band
- The Highty Tighties
TC X-X: we're going to do a spirit mission against band company
TC 3-1: DFWTB
DFWTB by Cadet Private Parts April 18, 2004
a welsh slang word merging the words "dwi ddim yn gwybod" (i don't know) into one lazy outburst instead of using the actual language. Normally used by people from Caernarfon that have nothin better to do than sit around Safeway car park
"What Are You Doing Tonight?" (Be Wyt Ti'n Wneud Heddiw 'Ma?")

"Don't Know!" (Dwmbo!)
dwmbo by jammyjames60 June 3, 2004
Dont forget where you belong by one direction
Tod: hey did you listen to that song DFWYB by 1D?
Me: yeah! It was great!
dfwyb by Larry bby 💚💙 July 13, 2021