dfwms 

don't f*** with my shit

he went out of town for the weekend and left a sign on his door that said "dfwms"

dfwms by rhein002 August 30, 2009

dfwm 

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

dfwm by john October 31, 2004

Dfwm 

Don't fuck with me

Text lango for don't fuck with me dfwm

Dfwm by Princess Naeshaen April 14, 2019

dfwmrn 

Dont Fuck With Me Right Now.

"Hey, why are you mad?"
"Bro dfwmrn I can't deal with you."

dfwmrn by -Juice September 14, 2019

dfwmn 

Acronym meaning "don't fuck with me now".

You're welcome.

Person 1: "dfwmn"
Person 2: *Immediately fucks with person 1 out of spite.*

dfwmn by WhiskyAndSadness March 6, 2021

DFWMN 

Don’t Fuck With Me Now

Her: I see you got your shit together we should hang out
Me: DFWMN

DFWMN by P4ker September 17, 2021

DFWMF 

Don't Fuck With My Family

You ain't sellin' no crack to my little bro! DFWMF

DFWMF by famman February 24, 2010