john's definitions

www

The only acronym that takes longer to say than the actual phrase it is meant to abbreviate.

World Wide Web - 3 syllables
"Double U, Double U, Double U" - 9 syllables

by John March 22, 2004

dubbayubee

Warner Brothers, Wide booty, Weird Body

Derived and originated in San Diego, California.

A little boy, dressed in green osh-kosh b'gosh overalls raises in hand in excitement, pointing over to a McDonalds and a tall man in clown shoes wearing makeup and exlaims, "Oh man... That's a dubbayubee."

The sophisticated girl, wearing her high-heels and plastic glasses next to him notices, "Number Four-Five-One."

by John April 27, 2004

wijor

Wondering If Joking Or Real. Commonly used on internet forums. Used when you're not sure if it's shens or not.

Person 1:I crashed my brand new 'Vette yesterday because my dog peed on me while I was driving.

Person 2: wijor...

by John January 26, 2005

dimpled rim

Slang term describing the anus.

God, I would totally suck his dimpled rim if he asked me to.

by John April 3, 2005

Henny

A referance to a liquor called Hennessy a cognac.

"Fuck up the party before it even start
Pissy drunk, off the Henny and stuff"

-Biggie Smalls

by john November 8, 2004

scholz

1.Popular german phrase after someone burps.

2.Replacement for the word shit.

1.After they all burped, a loud SCHOLZ!!! followed.

2.Excuse me, i have to take a scholz.

by john May 13, 2005

javac

another name for a wanker who is actually putting in a real definition for 'javac' in the "URBAN DICTIONARY."; think people!

what wanker would put javac in the urban dictionary?

by john January 3, 2005