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doober

"smoke that mother fucking doober"
by john December 25, 2004
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Plink

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!
by John January 15, 2004
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hoo haa

A WoRd U SaY AfTEr u DiD SuMfIn SuM1 ElSe WANtEd To Or CaNt Do
TiMmI I AccUlY COuGhT a fOoT BaLl Hoo Haa
by JoHn April 15, 2004
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quattro

All Wheel Drive German performance. Brought to you only by AUDI.
I crashed my fucking car, I wish I had an Audi Quattro!!!
by John February 28, 2004
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native americans

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?
Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.
by John June 18, 2006
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daly

A guy who always rallies Lazer in the sand box.
THat daly sur kicked Lazer's ass
by John January 9, 2005
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CTW

Cock Teasing Whore: A girl or woman who dressess very provactive(aka slutty) and flaunts it all but never gives out and is a general cock tease.
Hey Jim did you see that CTW, she looked like a daddies little girl kind.
by John April 5, 2005
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