john's definitions

Nails

Another way of saying "no"

G1- You want some yay
G2- Nails

by John December 10, 2003

washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

by John November 23, 2003

Robeen Dey

Lead singer of rising rock band Aurora. Born in Atlanta, Georgia, this amazing singer/guitarist is a triple threat with high levels of artistic skill, good looks, and intelligence.

Robeen Dey rocks the show.

by John January 29, 2007

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

fuggles

Fucking someone while giving them a hug

"David fuggles steph till she screams"

by John January 11, 2004