john's definitions

slam my dick in the dirt

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

by John March 14, 2005

blrack

(adj) 1. very very fuckin hot. 2. crazy as a tree.

President Palmer is freakin blrack, man!

by John April 25, 2005

capoeira

a Brazilian martial art

"I know Capoeira"

by john March 27, 2004

Zintren

Zintren is a sweet Everquest player that owns Kaluvien.

Zintren > Kaluvien

by John June 5, 2004

Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

by John December 5, 2004

crump

packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump

Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.

by john May 13, 2005

Torzak

Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go.

It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.

A pro-squirrel Canadian group once marched against the armies of Torzak... and got their asses kicked.

by John February 8, 2004