john's definitions

fridgecat

A girl that is too ugly to sleep with unless you're so drunk that you cannot perform anyway.

I went home with a fridgecat last night, so now I've got blue-balls and a hangover.

by John June 18, 2006

potty box

a container of toys or treats that a kid can pick something out of when (s)he uses the toilet instead of going in the diaper

Lil Kim got some raisins out of her potty box

by John July 8, 2004

Pachuka

A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

by John May 13, 2005

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007

oh, well

'oh, well' is an interjection that means 'i could not care less.'

i spent my girlfriend's birthday money at the strip club. oh, well. she's maxed out my texaco card!

by John December 7, 2003

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

lickmyear

virtually licking a dogs penis, while calling a really hot man called tom

damn i called u last night but u were probably just lickmyear-ing

by john February 24, 2005