D wood 

King of debunking and exposing Islam the most obvious false cult in the world

D wood is lethal, nuff said

D wood is short for David wood, the ex atheist turned christian YouTuber

Don’t mess with d wood, he’ll fuck you up with a sledgehammer, yes I went there. In all seriousness though, islam has no chance against d wood

Even zakir naik fears d wood which in itself isn’t saying much since zakir naik is a joke

D wood by Myrestlessness August 28, 2022

D-wood

D-wood

   /dee-wʊd/ Show Spelledd-wood

–noun
1. the act of misplacing, damaging, or destroying ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (see example 1 below)
2. the girl one always finds lost outside of Dicey Riley's, usually without cellular phone, and sometimes lying beneath the table;
3. the girl one always finds wandering through Dirty Blondes, a.k.a. Blondies, usually without cellular phone, due to sun damage;
4. the girl one always finds at McGuire Hill 16, usually without cellular phone or shoes, due to excessive alcohol consumption.

–verb (used with object)
5. to misplace, damage, or destroy ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (See example 2 below)

—idioms
6. knock on D-wood, used when knocking on D-wood to assure continued good luck with cellular phone: (See example 3 below) Also, especially British, touch D-wood;
7. out of the D-woods;
a. out of a dangerous, perplexing, or difficult situation where loss of cellular phone is highly likely
b. no longer in precarious or critical condition where cellular phone loss is most likely to occur;

Origin:
bef. 900; ME; OE dee-wudu, earlier di-widu; c. ON vithr, OHG witu, OIr fid

1. "I tried calling you this morning, but you must have pulled another D-wood last night!"

2. "Wow, I can't believe you d-wooded your cell for the 13th time this year, you must be Verizon's biggest customer!"

3. "My cellie still works even though I just jumped into the pool with it in my pocket, knock on D-wood!"

D-wood by showmeyourtds October 18, 2010

Woodbury'd

The practice of reneging on an agreed deal when the seller finds that the item being sold has become more valuable in the meantime.

"I pre-ordered a Keltec KSG from a gun shop for $650 but when it finally arrived they woodbury'd me and told me I had to pay $2,000 because they could sell it for more on the internet."

Named for Woodbury Outfitters, known to have used this practice.

Woodbury'd by SomeDude90210 January 3, 2012

Woods'd

To be shown a picture of the author Stuart Woods. If you are Woods'd it would be announced by the "Woodser" or person delivering the Woods. Sort of like "tag" but with pictures of Stuart Woods. The best kind of Woodsing is when the "Woodsee" doesn't know that he's being Woods'd for a long period of time, yet it's right in front of his face or when someone woods' themselves; ie: opens a document that ends up being a picture of Woods, or opens a drawer with a picture of Woods in it. Similar to being Rick Roll'd.

You're at work early or late one day and replace a framed picture of a co-worker's family on their desk with a picture of Stuart Woods. They come in, and whenever they notice the picture you declare them "Woods'd"

Also known as Woodsing, Woodsied, and Woods'd'd'd'd'd's'd

Woods'd by davehobgoblin June 3, 2011

Woody'd 

Descibes a state of drunkenness whereby the inebriated person in question can no longer use their arms or legs for any functional purpose, thus resembling Woody - the popular pull string toy from the hit 3D computer animated movie Toy Story - when around humans.

Dan : come on Nick, whats wrong with you?

Nick : Ugghhh....

Tom : Its no use pal, he's Woody'd!

Woody'd by Frenger123 November 2, 2010

Dwood 

Someone who is a nerd, dweeb, and a noob all at the same time.

Tyler, your such a dwood

Dwood by Zaidan40000 September 25, 2019

dwoodle 

Lesbian, but for males.

"Dad, I'm dwoodle."

dwoodle by IgntedF_xy April 27, 2021