Dwood 

Someone who is a nerd, dweeb, and a noob all at the same time.

Tyler, your such a dwood

Dwood by Zaidan40000 September 25, 2019

Dwood 

A word used to describe the smartest, coolest, most awesomely awesomenestly sexy person that ever existed, EVER. Dwood. So many people want to be like him, but they can't. Ever. Words used to describe dwood, "1337" "L|b3r 53xy" "0mgz 0/\/ly teh koolest person eva"

1) I wish i was like Dwood.
2) After he got on the football team he became a total dwood.

Dwood by omgzdwuudisgr8!!1111111 March 27, 2005

Booger Doodle

(Noun) A stone cold chiller

(Verb) chillen super hard

Oh shoot, there’s Tony Hawk and Matthew McConaughey being absolute booger doodles in Hawaii.

Is that Betty White and Snoop Dogg booger doodling in the wave pool?!

Booger Doodle by Merriam Boobster May 2, 2021

Cock a doodle doodoo

Anal sex with an unclean partner.

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

Cock a doodle doodoo by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

yankee dankee doodle shyte 

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

yankee dankee doodle shyte by Mutyr March 7, 2019

doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence

Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.

doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

D-wood

D-wood

   /dee-wʊd/ Show Spelledd-wood

–noun
1. the act of misplacing, damaging, or destroying ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (see example 1 below)
2. the girl one always finds lost outside of Dicey Riley's, usually without cellular phone, and sometimes lying beneath the table;
3. the girl one always finds wandering through Dirty Blondes, a.k.a. Blondies, usually without cellular phone, due to sun damage;
4. the girl one always finds at McGuire Hill 16, usually without cellular phone or shoes, due to excessive alcohol consumption.

–verb (used with object)
5. to misplace, damage, or destroy ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (See example 2 below)

—idioms
6. knock on D-wood, used when knocking on D-wood to assure continued good luck with cellular phone: (See example 3 below) Also, especially British, touch D-wood;
7. out of the D-woods;
a. out of a dangerous, perplexing, or difficult situation where loss of cellular phone is highly likely
b. no longer in precarious or critical condition where cellular phone loss is most likely to occur;

Origin:
bef. 900; ME; OE dee-wudu, earlier di-widu; c. ON vithr, OHG witu, OIr fid

1. "I tried calling you this morning, but you must have pulled another D-wood last night!"

2. "Wow, I can't believe you d-wooded your cell for the 13th time this year, you must be Verizon's biggest customer!"

3. "My cellie still works even though I just jumped into the pool with it in my pocket, knock on D-wood!"

D-wood by showmeyourtds October 18, 2010