Woods'd

To be shown a picture of the author Stuart Woods. If you are Woods'd it would be announced by the "Woodser" or person delivering the Woods. Sort of like "tag" but with pictures of Stuart Woods. The best kind of Woodsing is when the "Woodsee" doesn't know that he's being Woods'd for a long period of time, yet it's right in front of his face or when someone woods' themselves; ie: opens a document that ends up being a picture of Woods, or opens a drawer with a picture of Woods in it. Similar to being Rick Roll'd.

You're at work early or late one day and replace a framed picture of a co-worker's family on their desk with a picture of Stuart Woods. They come in, and whenever they notice the picture you declare them "Woods'd"

Also known as Woodsing, Woodsied, and Woods'd'd'd'd'd's'd

Woods'd by davehobgoblin June 3, 2011

Tiger Woods Disease 

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.

Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.

Tiger Woods Disease by broski16 March 17, 2010

Woods Derangement Syndrome 

When a guy grows up in the north and then founds a pro-Confederacy advocacy group then pretends that there's nothing racist about it.

Tom sure diagnoses people with Woods Derangement Syndrome a lot, but he's really just projecting his insecurities on himself.

Woods Derangement Syndrome by islands69 March 24, 2021

Woody'd 

Descibes a state of drunkenness whereby the inebriated person in question can no longer use their arms or legs for any functional purpose, thus resembling Woody - the popular pull string toy from the hit 3D computer animated movie Toy Story - when around humans.

Dan : come on Nick, whats wrong with you?

Nick : Ugghhh....

Tom : Its no use pal, he's Woody'd!

Woody'd by Frenger123 November 2, 2010

Tiger Woods DUI

Taking Vicodin, solid, ambien, and Xanax, then topping it off with a bong hit.

Dude let’s get wasted. Yeah man, I am going to do a Tiger Woods DUI.

Tiger Woods DUI by Cooldude5494 April 2, 2026

D-wood

D-wood

   /dee-wʊd/ Show Spelledd-wood

–noun
1. the act of misplacing, damaging, or destroying ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (see example 1 below)
2. the girl one always finds lost outside of Dicey Riley's, usually without cellular phone, and sometimes lying beneath the table;
3. the girl one always finds wandering through Dirty Blondes, a.k.a. Blondies, usually without cellular phone, due to sun damage;
4. the girl one always finds at McGuire Hill 16, usually without cellular phone or shoes, due to excessive alcohol consumption.

–verb (used with object)
5. to misplace, damage, or destroy ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (See example 2 below)

—idioms
6. knock on D-wood, used when knocking on D-wood to assure continued good luck with cellular phone: (See example 3 below) Also, especially British, touch D-wood;
7. out of the D-woods;
a. out of a dangerous, perplexing, or difficult situation where loss of cellular phone is highly likely
b. no longer in precarious or critical condition where cellular phone loss is most likely to occur;

Origin:
bef. 900; ME; OE dee-wudu, earlier di-widu; c. ON vithr, OHG witu, OIr fid

1. "I tried calling you this morning, but you must have pulled another D-wood last night!"

2. "Wow, I can't believe you d-wooded your cell for the 13th time this year, you must be Verizon's biggest customer!"

3. "My cellie still works even though I just jumped into the pool with it in my pocket, knock on D-wood!"

D-wood by showmeyourtds October 18, 2010

D wood 

King of debunking and exposing Islam the most obvious false cult in the world

D wood is lethal, nuff said

D wood is short for David wood, the ex atheist turned christian YouTuber

Don’t mess with d wood, he’ll fuck you up with a sledgehammer, yes I went there. In all seriousness though, islam has no chance against d wood

Even zakir naik fears d wood which in itself isn’t saying much since zakir naik is a joke

D wood by Myrestlessness August 28, 2022