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(pronounced “das-POOT”)A slang term used in dutch countries roughly translating to “fucking cocksuckery”. Often used as an exclamation of defeat, synonymous in meaning to american slang term “dammit” but with more effect.
person 1: Hey man, I can’t find my wallet, did I leave it at your house?
person 2: Nah, man, it’s definitely not there
person 1: däsput!
Däsput by KokoBrainChicken October 23, 2020
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La Dispute 

Most likely one of the best bands I have ever heard. Their lyrics actually mean something unlike most bands, they don't just mindlessly sing about love like retards, they sing and play it like people all around the music scene would see it. Not only do they write about "love", but endings of marriges, depression, etc. And the vocals are raw and you can hear how much Jordan means what he is singing, or yelling/screaming at that matter. In my opinion the best song is The Last Lost Continent, it's absaloutley amazing.
GET SOME.
kid 1: oh man I love this song New Storms for Older Lovers by La Dispute!

kid 2: Let me hear. HOLY SHIT, he fucking means it!

kid 1: hell yeah!
La Dispute by Louhah June 22, 2010

filing a dispute 

the act of nutting, ejaculating, or cumming.
AJ was filing a dispute even though it's no-nut November.
filing a dispute by yungdairy November 22, 2018
To engage in an argument; debate about something; argue against; etc.
Back in 1517, Protestants against the Roman Catholic Church gave religious disputes about why the Roman Catholic Church shouldn't focus on the wealth and eloborate decorations in the Church but instead, based on the word God from the bible.

Or:

My brother and I had a dispute about who should have the last cookie in the jar first.
Dispute by Yellow Sushi January 18, 2010

damputer 

Exclamation used when having problems with computers, combination of damn and computer.
Damputer! My hard drive just crashed!
damputer by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016

Douche Dispute 

When someone disputes a purchase or service for some stupid reason.
That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.

“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”
A more advanced version of dispute.In this case it doesn't only encompass conflict or disagreement . Can also be used while asking for a price for a specific service for the first time. While there is no concrete way of using the word many have adapted it into their lexicon making it a staple in households and businesses to confuse guests or employees alike
My friends and i went into a store and asked for a price for alcohol. They told us they'd get back to us with a desput in a few minutes
Desput by Jack Packaǵe July 26, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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