D'OWNED

When you go to open a door, and either it is locked and won't open, or it is a door with a bar and you push on the wrong side of the door and it won't open for you. Like getting Owned by a door.

*Guy goes for one of two doors and pulls the door that is locked*

"MAN YOU JUS GOT D'OWNED!"

by Daniel Novak October 18, 2008

D'ohwned

To enter a state of owned due to a d'oh moment. Often used in a self-directed manner.

I completely forgot to lock the door on the way out, now somebody stole my tv and I just d'ohwned myself!

by Cinderbottom December 16, 2008

d-owner

Those who donate to online celebrities and own their opinions...

"Don't listen to him, he only speaks for his d-owners"

by GFK- social comentator for now November 5, 2018

Downedest mother fucker

(noun) Tried and true, faithful-to-the-end; unwaveringly loyal to the core; your #1 ally when the shit goes down and your cause may very well be a lost one.

I was worried about John going to that part of town, but then I learned Nikki was with him. Nikki considers John a friend and is the downedest mother fucker I know. By me learning that I brushed my worries to the side. Nikki would watch out for John and put John's well being above his own .

by Nikki Stixx December 29, 2019

Downed

In prison, in the pen, ...in the BIG house.

One biker to another: Hey, my Bro is downed. Da' man 'done got his hans' on 'im without no cause man! So we gotta' git' him outta 'da slammer before he rots in 'ere.

by RoadRunner April 23, 2008

Downed

Ingesting something quickly. A synonym for gulped, swallowed, tore up.

"Damn she must be hungry. She downed my popcorn and hers in like three seconds"

by MissDimplz January 24, 2005

Bar Downed

When you are playing soccer and nutmeg someone, but on the way through, it hits them in the nuts

“ I just bar bar downed you!”

by Dillon T June 2, 2018