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Oned Erection
Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
Oned Erection by JLB555555 August 1, 2012
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Negative-oned
Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
Negative-oned by yesamredi November 10, 2021
episode oned
Did you see the preview that movie looks awesome!
Man I went to see that movie and it totally episode oned me
Man I went to see that movie and it totally episode oned me
episode oned by kman12 September 25, 2011
onedirectionsexual
person 1: bro I don’t find anyone else attractive in this world except from those 4 British boys and 1 Irish.
Person 2: you mean the one direction members?
Person 1: yeah! I think I’m onedirectionsexual
Person 2: you mean the one direction members?
Person 1: yeah! I think I’m onedirectionsexual
onedirectionsexual by tpwk-1D December 29, 2020
onedownmanship
(wun-doun'-man-ship') noun. The practice of outdoing an opponent in a negative way; performing less well than an inferior player or team.
When the Pacers got blown out by the lowly Knicks -- at home no less -- it was a classic case of onedownmanship.
onedownmanship by Rich117 November 19, 2007
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