oned 

meaning 'Owned'.. Has no w, which makes it 1337er

Austin just got oned by that chick!

oned by i are teh > austin November 6, 2004

Oned Erection 

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

Oned Erection by JLB555555 August 1, 2012

Negative-oned 

Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.

Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.

“I can’t believe this! I go negative-oned so bad!”

Negative-oned by yesamredi November 10, 2021

episode oned 

When a movie seems really good in the previews but is actually terrible when seen

Did you see the preview that movie looks awesome!
Man I went to see that movie and it totally episode oned me

episode oned by kman12 September 25, 2011

Onederland 

When dieters go from weighing two or three hundred pounds down to 199 or less, they have reached Onederland.

When Jared started his diet he weighed 220 pounds. After losing thirty pounds on Weight Watchers, he realized he had entered Onederland.

Onederland by lubridan May 14, 2010

onedirectionsexual 

when you are only attracted to harry, niall, louis, liam and zayn.

person 1: bro I don’t find anyone else attractive in this world except from those 4 British boys and 1 Irish.
Person 2: you mean the one direction members?
Person 1: yeah! I think I’m onedirectionsexual

onedirectionsexual by tpwk-1D December 29, 2020

onedownmanship 

(wun-doun'-man-ship') noun. The practice of outdoing an opponent in a negative way; performing less well than an inferior player or team.

When the Pacers got blown out by the lowly Knicks -- at home no less -- it was a classic case of onedownmanship.

onedownmanship by Rich117 November 19, 2007