Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
person 1: bro I don’t find anyone else attractive in this world except from those 4 British boys and 1 Irish.
Person 2: you mean the one direction members?
Person 1: yeah! I think I’m onedirectionsexual
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.