d-owner 

Those who donate to online celebrities and own their opinions...

"Don't listen to him, he only speaks for his d-owners"

d-owner by GFK- social comentator for now November 5, 2018

D'OWNED 

When you go to open a door, and either it is locked and won't open, or it is a door with a bar and you push on the wrong side of the door and it won't open for you. Like getting Owned by a door.

*Guy goes for one of two doors and pulls the door that is locked*

"MAN YOU JUS GOT D'OWNED!"

D'OWNED by Daniel Novak October 18, 2008

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners 

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

fixer-downer 

Real estate term referring to a house so dilapidated that even fixing it UP wouldn't make it attractive.

Amelia: "I'm sending you a listing of a fixer-upper. It needs a lot of work but the price is good and so is the location."
Bob (upon receiving the listing): "You've gotta be kidding me, Amelia. Looks more like a fixer-downer to me. Take another gander."

fixer-downer by stockman09 January 7, 2008

Boner downer 

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

Boner downer by bobby_915 February 20, 2011

one-downer 

This person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. The opposite of a "one-upper"

I was telling Maria about how I wrecked my motorcyle last week and Crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..

one-downer by thomas curtis June 18, 2008

Debbie Downer 

Etymology: From the Saturday Night Live character Debbie Downer, played by Rachel Dratch

Function: Noun

1. a: a person who says something terribly depressing (a downer), typically only tangentially related to the present circumstance or topic of conversation, and thereby destroys the positive atmosphere. b: a statement that is charactaristic of Debbie Downer

Usage note: In the skit, following each downer Debbie voices, a trombone plays a "wah waaah" (sad trombone) sound effect and the camera zooms in on Debbie Downer's face, which is twisted in comic despair.

Debbie Downer: Hey, does anyone have a banana?

Friend #1: What?

Debbie Downer: Well, if I don't get enough potassium every day, I awaken in the middle of the night by crippling leg cramps.

(higher-pitched wah wahhhhhhh; zoom in)

(everyone looks pissed off)

Debbie Downer: By the way, it's official -- they've located my birth mother. Deceased.

(deeper wah wahhhhhhhh; zoom in on a particularly painful facial expression)

Debbie Downer by Alana Post September 30, 2005