D'ohwned Share definition Flag To enter a state of owned due to a d'oh moment. Often used in a self-directed manner. I completely forgot to lock the door on the way out, now somebody stole my tv and I just d'ohwned myself! D'ohwned by Cinderbottom December 16, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the D'ohwned mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch