To takerandom extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.
drugs relationships sex
"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"
"oh sorry, im cybernating"
"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"
Obtained from the "tess" virus strand (see also hypertess and ultratess) Is used to describe any ailment obtained from to much timesat a computer. (repetitive strain syndrome is also covered by the phrase Cybertess)
"spent way to much time on my computer lately, think i'm suffering from cybertess"
Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).
Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.