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Cybernate 

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.
drugs relationships sex

"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"
Cybernate by carneyman17 December 24, 2009
Obtained from the "tess" virus strand (see also hypertess and ultratess) Is used to describe any ailment obtained from to much time sat a computer. (repetitive strain syndrome is also covered by the phrase Cybertess)
"spent way to much time on my computer lately, think i'm suffering from cybertess"
Cybertess by Princess July 20, 2006

cybernuts 

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).
Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.
cybernuts by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

Cybernate 

To stay in your room all the while and do nothing but play Xbox and wank profusely over Internet porn.
"Dude, your right arm is like double the size of your left! You should get out more instead of cybernate all the time!"
Cybernate by coxycjc April 9, 2016

Cyberdomestic 

Taking a private disagreement, usually between co-habiters, online.
Richard and Simon are having a total cyberdomestic about the ironing on The Facebook.
Cyberdomestic by rossmcf October 10, 2010

Cybernate 

To hide in your room and immerse yourself in your computer device...
e.g Where is Ashleigh? Ohhh she's gone to cybernate!
Cybernate by Keyman88 November 22, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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