cybernuts 

Condition in which online user develops spontaneous accelerated growth of the testicles causing irrational, aggressive behavior and resulting in posts written in all caps, bold face type, and/or multiple special characters (!).

Billy is a such a timid guy until he goes online and his cybernuts grow out of proportion to his actual nuts and he starts berrating everyone on the forum. Billy would never say this in real life of course, his cybernuts tend to grow huge underneath his keyboard.

cybernuts by El Pinto Negro June 22, 2012

cybermuse 

A cybermuse is a person who inspires an artist through the internet. The cybermuse has to exist (unless it's called a virtualmuse), but the story doesnt tell if he/she feels affection in return, or even be aware of the admiration projected by the artist towards him/her.

If Dante Alighieri had access to the internet, he would have sent a copy of Divine Comedy to his cybermuse [e-mail]

cybermuse by zamota2011 June 26, 2022

Cybernate 

To take random extended absences from all you social networking sites and/or computer in general. This may be due to sex, relationships, drug use, and or laziness.

drugs relationships sex

"hey why didnt you come last night, i sent you a message about the party?"

"oh sorry, im cybernating"

"man everyone online is giving me shit"
"maybe you should cybernate till this is all over"

Cybernate by carneyman17 December 24, 2009

sirius cybernetics 

a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came. their product's superficial flaws hid their fundimental design flaws. makers of almost every electronic device in the galaxy.

future encyclopidia glactica

sirius cybernetics by annon. January 19, 2004

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003

cybernaut 

One who spends alot of time in cyberspace.

He's a real cybernaut by spending so much time on computer.

cybernaut by Alan Laskow June 7, 2003

cybernat

Agressive Scottish nationalist online troll.

'I was trolled by a cybernat again today'.

cybernat by 808 State March 6, 2017