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ironing
ironing by horsejackshit December 18, 2018
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ironing
ironing by plasticpeopleeater June 28, 2007
ironing
(v)- to masturbate
the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography
the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography
player 1: there he goes masturbating again
player 2: wtf i'm ironing
player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days
player 2: wtf i'm ironing
player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days
Ironing board booty
Ironing board booty by D4/^1d July 28, 2015
Ironing Board
Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"
Ironing Board by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010
Ironing from home
A working arrangement where one interupts the domestic chores every 5 minutes to push the mouse a quarter inch, or glance at your inbox, hence giving the impression of doing some actual work work.
Look at the mess in my house! It's a good job I'm ironing from home tomorrow so I can get tidied up.
Ironing from home by Xyloph October 11, 2011
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