Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".
Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?
by LAN.gnome April 22, 2004
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having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board
Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body
by horsejackshit December 18, 2018
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(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography
player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtf i'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days
by Dallan August 14, 2006
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1. A situation where the result is a complete reverse (and practical mockery) of what was expected

2. A word heavy misused and abused in conversation today, mostly by people who think that using the word in any way will automatically make them seem intelligent. The word is usually misused to exactly mean "coincidental" or "tragic", when again it doesn't mean this (see #1)
If the heavy metal band Anthrax dies of anthrax, that would be poetically tragic, but not ironic. If a diabetic crosses the street and is run over by a truck carrying insulin, then it's ironic.

"Isn't it ironic that the pop song 'Ironic' contains absolutely no examples of irony?"

"One issue of Mad Magazine showed Alfred E. Neuman face-down in the desert, crushed to death by a parachuted crate of first aid supplies. Now THAT was ironic!"
by Bill M. July 27, 2004
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The process by which an individual "iron-lungs" a vape hit. Withholding vapor to the cages of the lungs in order to increase buzz probability.

Also, can be used to refer to withholding marijuana in the chest to increase the chances of THC absorption.

The breaking down of nicotine in the lungs to increase the passing to the brain.
You just ironized the fuck out of that vape bro.

The ironization of that hit was almost passed threshold.

Holy fuck Bill, that ironization could have killed you if you held it any longer.
by Tunefucius January 23, 2016
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