Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".
Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?
by LAN.gnome April 23, 2004
having a coitus with a girl so flat that you feel like you're humping an ironing board
Ironing is a good way to revitalize your skin and reduce the prominence of wrinkles on your body
by horsejackshit December 18, 2018
In days of old before womens emancipation, they used to spend their day ironing
by plasticpeopleeater June 6, 2007
(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography
player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtf i'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days
by Dallan August 14, 2006
A burning determination that cannot be stopped or hindered by anything; Willing to do anything to get a desired out come; Extremely resilient
He has an iron will trying to stand up after that punch
by aurellious January 19, 2010
1. A situation where the result is a complete reverse (and practical mockery) of what was expected

2. A word heavy misused and abused in conversation today, mostly by people who think that using the word in any way will automatically make them seem intelligent. The word is usually misused to exactly mean "coincidental" or "tragic", when again it doesn't mean this (see #1)
If the heavy metal band Anthrax dies of anthrax, that would be poetically tragic, but not ironic. If a diabetic crosses the street and is run over by a truck carrying insulin, then it's ironic.

"Isn't it ironic that the pop song 'Ironic' contains absolutely no examples of irony?"

"One issue of Mad Magazine showed Alfred E. Neuman face-down in the desert, crushed to death by a parachuted crate of first aid supplies. Now THAT was ironic!"
by Bill M. July 27, 2004