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Obtained from the "tess" virus strand (see also hypertess and ultratess) Is used to describe any ailment obtained from to much time sat a computer. (repetitive strain syndrome is also covered by the phrase Cybertess)
"spent way to much time on my computer lately, think i'm suffering from cybertess"
Cybertess by Princess July 20, 2006
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Cybertechnosex 

When a person or persons has sexual relations with another person or persons while playing a Massive Muilti-player Online Role Playing Game {MMORPG}using either in-game chat and/or voice chat
IN STARWARS GALAXIESSWG: You know those two wookiees will be having Cybertechnosex to consumate their wedding tonight!!
Cybertechnosex by WacMe April 26, 2006

cybersecstu 

Director of cyber security strategy for ZeroDayLab, yes the stair walky guy. Formerly in Minecraft, beat saber, and now this.
CyberSecStu is a god amongst men in the infosec as well as the male stripper community.
cybersecstu by Coca__Koala June 14, 2020

cybertension 

When you can feel the awkwardness through the internet
"Last night i was talking to him on myspace, and we had nothing to talk about. I could just feel the cybertension between us."
cybertension by KookyMonkeys January 20, 2009

cybervestite 

someone who pretends to be the opposite gender of which they really are when they are online.
Boy 1 : Hey man look at this girl on this game.
Boy 2 : Its not a girl, Its a man pretending to be a women. Its a Cybervestite.
cybervestite by NovaMystical October 31, 2012

cybertease 

Someone, usually but not necessarily female, who uses the internet to generate sexual interest and excitement toward him/herself but ultimately never delivers any goods
Kim and I have been emailing back and forth for weeks, but she won’t send me any naked JPEGs. She’s just a cybertease.
cybertease by Freakin' Moron August 24, 2008

Cybersesh 

Using webcams over the internet with another person (traditionally through skype) while each person is smoking marijuana. It gives the simulation of not being alone while smokin' your herb and is a play on words form cybersex.
Person A: "I'll skype you at 10pm for a cybersesh."
Person B: "K, I'll have a fresh bowl packed by then"
Cybersesh by mubbsy88 November 5, 2009
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