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blogs
blobs are shit.
Say you google something, you come across a blog which in the little info given on google to have the exact answer for what you're looking for. Say you google "How to sit down" , you see a blog as one of the options and in the info it says "How to sit down, first...) so you think "oh thats what i want" and click on it. you're greated by this style
how to sit down is well known but if you need a specific idea on how to do so then
how to sit down
*** So you think "Oh, ill click that..it's what i want." You're greated by another shitty blog ***
if you were directed here because you don't know how to sit down then click here please.
*** "Oh which do i click, I guess "here" BAM ANOTHER BLOG WITH THE SAME SHIT FORMAT! ***
we can't be assed to answer that question right now so please visit the correct site.
by clicking here
*** "OH GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU BLOGS!!!" clicks there ***
virus
***OH U GOD DAMN FAGS FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WEB PAGES FILLED WITH WORTHLESS SHIT***
Say you google something, you come across a blog which in the little info given on google to have the exact answer for what you're looking for. Say you google "How to sit down" , you see a blog as one of the options and in the info it says "How to sit down, first...) so you think "oh thats what i want" and click on it. you're greated by this style
how to sit down is well known but if you need a specific idea on how to do so then
how to sit down
*** So you think "Oh, ill click that..it's what i want." You're greated by another shitty blog ***
if you were directed here because you don't know how to sit down then click here please.
*** "Oh which do i click, I guess "here" BAM ANOTHER BLOG WITH THE SAME SHIT FORMAT! ***
we can't be assed to answer that question right now so please visit the correct site.
by clicking here
*** "OH GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU BLOGS!!!" clicks there ***
virus
***OH U GOD DAMN FAGS FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID WEB PAGES FILLED WITH WORTHLESS SHIT***
blogs by policejihad January 20, 2008
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