Cyber-sist
Cyber-sist by Fifty cal May 7, 2021
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Cyberist
A person who is immersed in internet culture and involved in things having to do with the internet. A cyberist generally has a hipster style of dressing, but despises hipsters. Cyberists enjoy internet sensations such as homestuck, anime, web comics, pokemon, portal, and various other popular games similar to those. One does not talk about cyberist culture, as it is generally socially unacceptable to like the things cyberists like.
"Did you see that cyberist over there? She kept talking about anime and homestuck and other internet things"
Cyberist by Cyberistftw January 17, 2012
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cybersitter
The bane of every teenager's life
A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"
Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on
The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.
words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook
and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide
A piece of software that is blocks out all content over the internet it deems offensive. Social sites such as are blocked as they are "Dangerous"
Admirable on paper, but the software falls to bits in practise, as innocuous words are blocked without explanation, "Marriage", "ha'te" etc, whilst it chooses not to block "illegal and dagerous satanic fundamentalist cults that encourages repatriotism and random massacres of women and children"
Software currently installed on the computer I am now typing on
The software can even be tailored so that any feminine-sounding name can be blocked out. Political correctness gone MAAAAD I'm sure you'll agree.
words blocked out
hero!ne
ha'te
dru'g
br'east
marri'age
de'ath
my'space
fac'ebook
and some that aren't....
satan
satanic
massacre
evil
homocide
genocide
John: "I think I'll research the causes of b'reast cancer for my homework assignment"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"
Cybersitter-enabled PC: "owned!"
John: "Sh!it. Man this software sucks"
cybersitter by chrismoore@home November 20, 2006
Cyberist
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cybersitter by STK April 28, 2004
CYBERsitter
A piece of spyware capable of recording passwords and other personal information secretly for use by criminals. It is disguised as "parental control software" for legal reasons. Competes with NETNanny and a few other apps which do similar tasks.
Criminal 1: It's so difficult to get peoples bank account information these days, what should we do?
Criminal 2: Don't worry about it, I just set up CYBERsitter on a few library computers, now all we have to do is plug in the included SnoopSticks to my PC and we can get everyone's bank account information in less then 60 seconds!
Criminal 1: Wow! It really is worth the $39.95 it costs!
Criminal 2: I know! Tomorrow I'm going to set it up on my rich friends computer so I can get his bank account information too! See there really are companies that help us criminals!
Criminal 2: Don't worry about it, I just set up CYBERsitter on a few library computers, now all we have to do is plug in the included SnoopSticks to my PC and we can get everyone's bank account information in less then 60 seconds!
Criminal 1: Wow! It really is worth the $39.95 it costs!
Criminal 2: I know! Tomorrow I'm going to set it up on my rich friends computer so I can get his bank account information too! See there really are companies that help us criminals!
CYBERsitter by Justingraziano August 14, 2008
Cyberist
A cyberist is someone who's in tune with modern life and gets technology. They could be a social media expert, breaking gaming records or straight up writing code - their skills could come from anywhere.
Cyberists have a vital role to play in society. They're the ones who protect the information we want to keep safe and the technology we all rely on in daily life.
Cyberists have a vital role to play in society. They're the ones who protect the information we want to keep safe and the technology we all rely on in daily life.