Justingraziano's definitions

Feline

A company that manufactures cats.

Person 1: What brand of cat do you have?
Person 2: A feLINE®, how bout you?
Person 1: A Siamese®.

by Justingraziano August 19, 2008

Vote

Something I will never do because it is ageist, even when I turn 18.

Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.

by Justingraziano October 16, 2008

Apple TV

Basically the same thing as a Windows Media Center Extender only from Apple so it works correctly.

Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Mac

1984-2005: A unique computer platform which performs far better then x86 PC's.

2006-: An extremely expensive x86 PC.

(End of Mac commercial) "Mac PC's use Intel Core 2 Duo Processors (Intel logo pops up in corner)"

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Ads

Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.

Person 1: Why are there so many ads on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Romorexual

How Scooby Doo says homosexual.

Scooby Doo: Rooby rooby roo, raggy's ra romorexual!

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Bill Gates

The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).

A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008