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Whitey 

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A very generous man that lives in the town of Dukesberry. Often hated upon by David Stone and the rest of the town.
Whitey: Your honor if it pleases the court I'd like to make a statement.

Stone: Shut your motherfucking mouth you freakin hairy ass pussy suckin' scumbag (song starts).

Whitey by Justingraziano October 17, 2008

Vote 

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Something I will never do because it is ageist, even when I turn 18.
Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.
Vote by Justingraziano October 16, 2008

Mac 

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1984-2005: A unique computer platform which performs far better then x86 PC's.

2006-: An extremely expensive x86 PC.
(End of Mac commercial) "Mac PC's use Intel Core 2 Duo Processors (Intel logo pops up in corner)"
Mac by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Bill Gates 

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The greatest con artist, thief, and criminal who ever lived. In the total 30+ years that his company, Microsoft, was in existence, they have yet to produce one halfway decent product. Everything they make is a rip off of another companies product (Windows = Mac OS, Xbox = PlayStation, Zune = iPod, etc).
A message Bill Gates always sees when creating a new version of Windows "Are you sure you want to change all words beginning with "Mac OS" located on the volume Mac OS X Install DVD.dmg to "Windows?"
Bill Gates by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Romorexual 

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Scooby Doo: Rooby rooby roo, raggy's ra romorexual!
Romorexual by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Ads 

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Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.
Person 1: Why are there so many ads on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.
Ads by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Google 

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A company that made the crappy AdSence technologies.
Person 1: I just saw an ad for some illegal pirated video games on QJ.NET.
Person 2: Yea, those are Google AdSence ads.
Google by Justingraziano August 24, 2008
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