Justingraziano's definitions

Ads

Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.

Person 1: Why are there so many ads on urbandictionary.com
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Mac

1984-2005: A unique computer platform which performs far better then x86 PC's.

2006-: An extremely expensive x86 PC.

(End of Mac commercial) "Mac PC's use Intel Core 2 Duo Processors (Intel logo pops up in corner)"

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Apple TV

Basically the same thing as a Windows Media Center Extender only from Apple so it works correctly.

Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Vote

Something I will never do because it is ageist, even when I turn 18.

Person 1: You gonna vote tomorrow?
Person 2: No, I'm not a citizen of the USA, I can't vote.
Person 1: Yes you are, you were born here!
Person: 2: No, in the USA your not a citizen till your 18.

by Justingraziano October 16, 2008

Feline

A company that manufactures cats.

Person 1: What brand of cat do you have?
Person 2: A feLINE®, how bout you?
Person 1: A Siamese®.

by Justingraziano August 19, 2008

Google

A company that made the crappy AdSence technologies.

Person 1: I just saw an ad for some illegal pirated video games on QJ.NET.
Person 2: Yea, those are Google AdSence ads.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Whitey

A very generous man that lives in the town of Dukesberry. Often hated upon by David Stone and the rest of the town.

Whitey: Your honor if it pleases the court I'd like to make a statement.

Stone: Shut your motherfucking mouth you freakin hairy ass pussy suckin' scumbag (song starts).

by Justingraziano October 17, 2008