Cyber'd

A term to describe virtual loot being stolen or quickly taken by and individual before you can get your hands on it

Levi: Bro this guy just Cyber'd all my loot

Mateo: All the loot in this building has been Cyber'd

Cyber'd by Epic Pickle's Meme School July 7, 2026

cyber danger wank 

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

cyber danger wank by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

Cyber Delusion 

The whole thing is a philosophical experiment within a sociological experiment within a virtual experiment within your own little delusion of "the collective" while you are alone in your room typing to an electronic box on your desk...

...of your delusional interaction with other chat members, who are merely different aspects of your mind...personified into compartmentalized "others"...

... yet they are simply preprogrammed chat icons responding to your delusional grasp of having a conversation...

These people in this chatroom sure have their cyber delusion on.

Cyber Delusion by ChaoticLunatic May 1, 2009

Cyber Dump 

When you sit on the toilet, pooping while watching porn on your computer, Talking with people like nothing has changed.

*on aim*

"dude, wanna come over?"

"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"

"oh..."

"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"

Cyber Dump by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

cyber diet 

When you must go without your phone (including social medias) for an extended period of time.

dude, my phone broke and i cant get a new one until next week, looks like im on a cyber diet.

cyber diet by SuperDuperWordGirl December 20, 2013

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder (CDPD) is a non-hereditary, largely contagious, psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Those who suffer from this condition will go on to create tens, if not hundreds of accounts on social networking and video sharing websites such as facebook, myspace and youtube. They will then converse with themselves across their many accounts in a lame bid to create the impression that they are popular and sociable. Often they will use their various accounts to team up on other internet users who have shown themselves to be smarter than them, in a desperate bid to restore some pride. Currently there is no cure for this ever increasing psychopathic trend, but most sufferers give the game away within a week, such is their lack of concentration and intellect.

JohnnyBarretta: Hi mate, how are you??? :)

Toxic: Good mate, what about yourself?

Pakilover1988: Fuck you white piece of shit!!! :)

Toxic: I see you suffer from Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder?

Note: The smilie and the excessive use of question and exclamation marks give it away.

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder by YTuser October 4, 2009

Cyber Docking 

While Skyping, rubbing one's cock against the computer screen while your partner also does the same. Must be done to completion to count as true Cyber Docking.

Yo bro, I just engaged in cyber docking with my homey in London. Now my monitor is a mess.

Cyber Docking by Dr. Awesome23 April 12, 2011