Cwalm

where you feel extra loose

my ganja was cwalm

by HAHAHYHU February 8, 2018

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Calm your tits

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."

by bassdude726 May 30, 2014

CALM+

CALM+:- CALM+ Is an accurate description of a FABARM whilst he she or they are calming down the hysterical "NONFABMASSES" - it takes them a long time to FABLEARN the ultimate calmness of a friendly FABARM!

This match is getting almost hysterical - we need to get a couple of CALM+ FABARM'S in, after half time, that should fix it!

by FABARM January 6, 2019

Chalm

A person who says they are from New Orleans but in reality are not (instead are local to Chalmette, West Bank, etc.) Chalm girls tend to bleach their hair, are extremely spray tanned, wear flashy jewelry with their name all over it and anything cheesy you can think of. Heavy users of presets on their photos. Usually go to a Catholic school.

Look at that girl over there she is such a chalm

Why are there so many chalms here?

by Livadayeeeee June 4, 2021

Calm your tits

A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"

Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*

Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it

combusts.
*end of discussion*

Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...

Thank you for your time

by Quinelle April 7, 2014

Calmly

One of the many trigger words for a fan of both the Harry Potter books and movies.

Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? Dumbledore asked calmly.

"HARREH DIDJA PUTYER NAME IN DAH GOBLET OF FIYAH???!!!!!" Dumbledore asked calmly.

by KLANCE BECAUSE WHY NOT December 12, 2017