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A completely bumfucked town in no-mans land north of Dubuque. Everyone there is either cracked out or a complete fuckin hick, or cracked out hicks. It is the most boring place on earth, and there is nothing to do but drink get high and sit around in your houses, cuz everybody outside is fucked up. The people are kind of like zombies except they're cracked out hillbilly zombies, that drive big loud trucks.
The actual town of Calmar, IA or any town in Clayton, Winnishiek, Fayette, or Allamkee county, IA.
Calmar by Reuter April 29, 2008

calmar iowa 

A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!
Do you want to become a lifeless asshole!! Move to calmar iowa!!
calmar iowa by Eatalottapuss January 24, 2017
Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.
Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?
caltard by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Camaro Minute 

The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.
Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.
Camaro Minute by 15 Camaro Minutes September 14, 2011

Camarion 

Most Camarion's are usually playful and always get on your nerves. When they start to play they never learn to quit. It's good to keep them around if your in a iffy mood.
I'll go get camarion for you. He's right there!
Camarion by Avery TTS. May 27, 2018

Calmfresh 

Calm and refreshed at the same time.
After eating that casserole that your mom made with creme fraiche I felt so calmfresh.
Calmfresh by Ziggysmallz July 11, 2011