CALM+ 

CALM+:- CALM+ Is an accurate description of a FABARM whilst he she or they are calming down the hysterical "NONFABMASSES" - it takes them a long time to FABLEARN the ultimate calmness of a friendly FABARM!

This match is getting almost hysterical - we need to get a couple of CALM+ FABARM'S in, after half time, that should fix it!

CALM+ by FABARM January 6, 2019

Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Calm your tits 

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.

Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."

Calm your tits by bassdude726 May 30, 2014

Calm your tits 

A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"

Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*

Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it

combusts.
*end of discussion*

Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...

Thank you for your time

Calm your tits by Quinelle April 7, 2014

Calmly

One of the many trigger words for a fan of both the Harry Potter books and movies.

Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? Dumbledore asked calmly.

"HARREH DIDJA PUTYER NAME IN DAH GOBLET OF FIYAH???!!!!!" Dumbledore asked calmly.

Calmly by KLANCE BECAUSE WHY NOT December 12, 2017

calm the fuck down 

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.

Christina, calm the fuck down

calm the fuck down by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005

Calmfresh 

Calm and refreshed at the same time.

After eating that casserole that your mom made with creme fraiche I felt so calmfresh.

Calmfresh by Ziggysmallz July 11, 2011