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Both calm and ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding.
The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.
calminous by J. McCrackan September 18, 2008
calm yet ominous; serene yet subtly foreboding
The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.
calminous by J. McCrackan June 18, 2006

Calaminos 

Describes the feeling of walking on eggs
Shit ,dude! Im feeling pretty calaminos right now!
Calaminos by Skiniski November 19, 2017

Caliginous 

1. Dark, misty and gloomy.

2. In Homestuck, the quadrant of love represented by a spade that stands for hate love
When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.
1. The room had a very caliginous aura to it

2. Our relationship is very caliginous, I would call her my kismesis.
2b. "I hate you" "I hate you too" *passionate making out*
Caliginous by cancerousScorpion February 19, 2017

Down Calamitous 

This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.
Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
Down Calamitous by epic135 October 19, 2021

Caliginous 

The fog draped the earth like a caliginous entity
Caliginous by IeeIi December 22, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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