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cummentary 

a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin
Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.
cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015
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cummentary 

where you do commentary and cum in someones face at the same time (thats a fun job....)
cummentary us
cummentary by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Cummentary 

It is when you nut and comment on the star.
MOM Don't come in i am doing a Cummentary
Cummentary by Ginger_Cat February 11, 2022

Commentary channel 

When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use the tuition fee for buying a pc and start stupid drama and call it content.
I adopted a child who has a commentary channel

Commentary channel 

When a person whose parents left him/her decided to dropout of highschool and use his tuition fee to buy a pc. They usually make useless drama and call them content even though it's not.
I adopted a child with a commentary channel

Commentary Sperg

Someone who is involved with the happenings of the YouTube commentary community to an extreme, almost obnoxious degree. They spend a lot of time ranting ("Sperging out") about petty drama and have extensive, often unnecessary knowledge about said dramas.

Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.
Person one: I just found out that in a 2018 livestream, *Youtuber* made a negative comment about Keemstar-

Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.
Commentary Sperg by metaz January 19, 2023

commentariat 

A collective term referring to news analysts and commentators.
The war on terror is consistently referred to as the single most divisive political issue by the commentariat.
commentariat by Bowtie42 August 26, 2007
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Witch Bath 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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