Cumet

The name for a particularly fast globule of semen as it flies through the air. A cum comet.

Time slowed as an errant cumet arced gracefully towards her left eye. With what seemed to be glacial sluggishness, but must have been blistering speed, she managed to screw her eyes shut just a fraction of a nanosecond before the cumet alighted.

Cumet by kippadoodah December 17, 2017

Cumet

When a guy blows his load on a girl with such force that she gets knocked out to outer space and see stars.

Victor: Hey Breadbixth, what's up?
Breadbixth: Nothing much man, just gave that Inuyasha a cumet!
Julian: Sick dude!
Victor: Cowabunga dude!

Cumet by voladelic.vv April 4, 2017

Cumet

Noun- Small, dry bits of semen that get stuck in your hair.

Damn, you got a cumet on your leg.

Cumet by B-Pain. November 14, 2010

Cumet

When a man cums into a condom, slings and YEETs it at a girl's face, hitting her like a cum comet.

Dude 1: " Yo, I was fucking this girl Karen and after we finished I totally hit her with a Cumet. "
Dude 2: " Bro that's epic. "
Dude 1: " Bro... "

Cumet by GravityBooster September 26, 2019

Halley's cumet 

When two guys face each other, at least 1.5' apart, and cum simultaneously. If their cum meets in mid air the resulting explosion is known as halley's cumet.

They say you should wear a raincoat and safety glasses when you witness Halley's cumet. After witnessing Miller and Cameron's I would have to agree.

Halley's cumet by I make these up good December 1, 2016

Dog Comet 

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

Dog Comet by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

DC Comet 

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.

After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.

DC Comet by Quen October 18, 2008