Cumet

The name for a particularly fast globule of semen as it flies through the air. A cum comet.

Time slowed as an errant cumet arced gracefully towards her left eye. With what seemed to be glacial sluggishness, but must have been blistering speed, she managed to screw her eyes shut just a fraction of a nanosecond before the cumet alighted.

by kippadoodah December 17, 2017

Cumet

When a guy blows his load on a girl with such force that she gets knocked out to outer space and see stars.

Victor: Hey Breadbixth, what's up?
Breadbixth: Nothing much man, just gave that Inuyasha a cumet!
Julian: Sick dude!
Victor: Cowabunga dude!

by voladelic.vv April 04, 2017

Cumet

Noun- Small, dry bits of semen that get stuck in your hair.

Damn, you got a cumet on your leg.

by B-Pain. November 14, 2010

Halley's cumet

When two guys face each other, at least 1.5' apart, and cum simultaneously. If their cum meets in mid air the resulting explosion is known as halley's cumet.

They say you should wear a raincoat and safety glasses when you witness Halley's cumet. After witnessing Miller and Cameron's I would have to agree.

by I make these up good December 01, 2016

Cumet

When a man cums into a condom, slings and YEETs it at a girl's face, hitting her like a cum comet.

Dude 1: " Yo, I was fucking this girl Karen and after we finished I totally hit her with a Cumet. "
Dude 2: " Bro that's epic. "
Dude 1: " Bro... "

by GravityBooster September 26, 2019