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Raquel Cathleen Cusimano
Raquel Cathleen Cusimano by Jewshaun November 25, 2007
La Cusine
La Cusine did the best pizzas in Bristol Town, the 16 inch Le Pepperoni, mix grill, the mexican, charquteri or the legendary grease-galore Meat feast. So many memories the friendly staff, the random pictures of dogs and motorcycles on the wall and most importantly the cheapest prices. Now though; the shutters have been down for a year or two, thus Bristolians depair at the demise of La Cusine: Our take away you can never fully take away from our hearts... now I'm off to cry allover a shitty Mccain's Microwavable Pizza.
Nick- Remember that delicious Pizzaria - La Cusine?
Ben- Of course! I'm not a Lobotomized Sausage Muncher.
Nick- Well some say..They saw smoke rising from the chimneys. The factory was back in business! But not a single person has been seen going into La Cusine, or coming out of it! I think it's oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.
Ben- Keep dreaming La Cusine is no more. Besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into WD40 & kebab meat.
Nick- You make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom I need to shave my legs.
Ben- No.
Nick- Yes.
Ben- ok
Ben- Of course! I'm not a Lobotomized Sausage Muncher.
Nick- Well some say..They saw smoke rising from the chimneys. The factory was back in business! But not a single person has been seen going into La Cusine, or coming out of it! I think it's oompa loompas or illegal imigrant workers.
Ben- Keep dreaming La Cusine is no more. Besides oompa loompas are extinct while imigrants are smelted down and turned into WD40 & kebab meat.
Nick- You make an interesting point, but please leave my bathroom I need to shave my legs.
Ben- No.
Nick- Yes.
Ben- ok
Cusimonster
A Cusimonster is a person who turns into a beast after drinking excessive amounts of Monster, Redbull, Venom, or Rockstars. A Cusimonster is a typically awesome person, just don't piss them off.
Person 1: Yeahhh, i drank a Monster--
Person 2: And you turned into a Cusimonster Right??
Person 1: Hellyazzzz!
Person 2: And you turned into a Cusimonster Right??
Person 1: Hellyazzzz!
Cusimonster by runnn! May 9, 2010
cusieque
cusieque by Meme Bigboy November 20, 2017
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