a place where it is simply, white trash with a lot of cash. there is soo much incest amongst the older hick population that it is impossible to know who is married to whom. the younger generation are OC posers and, honestly, you will NEVER be true So Cal 'cause not only do you probably not know who your father is, you live in the desert, listen to too much country, and spend hours on end at the ponies or more accurately at the pizza joint on highland giving crap to the workers. remember that the people you diss are the ones that are leaving while you stay behind and go to Chaffey for four years.

shorty: i smell and have a huge gap in my two front teeth...oh and i have nothing to do today, but leave work for the ponies. twinkie, will you keep an eye on the shop?
twinkie: sure thing, i'll come by and check unexpectly 'cause the workers are dumbasses. but of course i don't keep an eye on my shop 'cause i let my workers smoke by the shrubs in the back in the wild fire season while i make passes at the young white girls at the pizza joint.
shorty: sounds good! just tell me when the slaves change the oldies to their horrible music...all that alternative rock scares off anal UPS store.

CUCAMONGA by inland empire April 16, 2005

cucamonga cracka killa's

On Next Friday, when Ice Cube is staying at Rancho Cucamonga (rich suburbs in S.California).
Cube's basketball team; for the purpose of burning Cracka.

To Faggot Cracka Postal Dude: 'I play for the Cucamonga Cracka Killa's.

cucamonga cracka killa's by Diego September 27, 2003

cucamonga chicken

mick

mick is a Cucamonga chicken

cucamonga chicken by privatejuan June 13, 2021

Rancho Cucamonga High School

If you dont have a hydroflask, jesus sandals, a straw hat dont come to school. Also dont criticizethe rallies or ASB or Student Achievement will get on your butt about it.

Rancho cucamonga high school loves church

Rancho Cucamonga High School by RanchoBOi August 30, 2018

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026