The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!

Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!

Curriculum Associates by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

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curriculum blogae

Instead of a CV (curriculum vitae) - some employers may want to check out your web presence... your blog, your facebook, your linkedIn... They may not even care about your resume. What you need is a good curriculum blogae.

To apply for this job, your blog IS your resume (it's your curriculum blogae)

curriculum blogae by Mitch Brisebois May 26, 2007

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Curriculum Vitae

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.

Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:

Curriculum Vitae by Luke May 10, 2005

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Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum by Hyacinth Bucket April 23, 2005

exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

replacement for preposterous boast, but alas, which is a replacement for weird flex but okay

John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed. by Colinonthesehaters November 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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