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curriculum 

X- My curriculum is really hard.
Y- Haha, sucked in.

Curriculum Associates 

The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!
Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!

curriculum blogae 

Instead of a CV (curriculum vitae) - some employers may want to check out your web presence... your blog, your facebook, your linkedIn... They may not even care about your resume. What you need is a good curriculum blogae.
To apply for this job, your blog IS your resume (it's your curriculum blogae)

Curriculum Vitae 

What the abbreviation "CV" stands for: A record of your previous experiences and qualifications.
Please send in your Curriculum Vitae to this address:
Curriculum Vitae by Luke May 10, 2005

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum 

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.
Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed. 

John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.