cunkmuffin

When you secretly plant pubic hair (preferably from the crotch area) into an unwrapped ding dong, wrap it back up as though it has never been unwrapped, and give it to a deserving douchebag to unknowingly eat.

also used as an insult to call someone.

abbreviation: cunkmuff

1) We just gave the birthday boy the last ding dong, but little did he know it was really a cunkmuffin!

2) shut the hell up you cunkmuffin!

by LeJon August 3, 2009

Curmuffin

Women who work at home on the Internet or phone.

Normally dressing in their pajamas or sweats and sometimes don't take shower for a couple days

I am sick of being a Curmuffin , let's go out to eat.
Your starting to smell like a Curmuffin go take a shower

by Tjmagoo August 23, 2016

punkmuffin

someone who is definitely a punk but sweet like a muffin.

You're normally so sweet, quit being such a punkmuffin.

by esteban_G September 9, 2010

cumuffins

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

by windu March 22, 2009

cummuffin

A sexy young woman who frequently gets cum in her muffin.

Elissa is quite the cummuffin!

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian December 8, 2006

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

cummuffins

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.

Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.

by jeffburnaby April 30, 2009